so-many-feels:

deucebowl:

If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.

i think you would be a very good wizard.

predebut-pilsuk:

omg

portentouscatastrophe:

mre407:

I feel like this snake just told a bad joke and is waiting for a laugh..

me

earth-song:

The Sky Is Leaking by *Vindblain

the-angels-are-fallling:

john must be fangirling so hard rn

whatisonyobiscuit:

starrysleeper:

tribblesexual-jotunn:

thelilnan:

I am really bothered by the fact that basically the only reason why gay marriage is illegal is because some people think it’s disgusting. You know, I think peas are disgusting but we’re noT MAKING THAT ILLEGAL ARE WE 

what’s wrong with you peas are delicious

gay people are delicious too

no dessert for you until you eat all your gays 

what the fuck just happened here

gypsymoonsister:

Rachel Alexandra

finalfurlong:

Smarty Jones, 2004 Kentucky Derby and Preakness Stakes winner.

Foaled 2001, currently standing at Northview Stallion Station (Pennsylvania.) 9 starts: 8-1-0

By Elusive Quality out of I’ll Get Along.

Notable Wins & Honors

• Arkansas Derby (2004)
• Kentucky Derby (2004)
• Preakness Stakes (2004)
• Champion 3 yr old (2004)
• Smarty Jones Stakes at Oaklawn Park

thehorsegodbuilt:

Zenyatta with Mike Smith aboard.