Ellen’s got some tips to warm up if you’re somewhere freezing. They’re called, “Ellen’s Hot Tips If You’re Somewhere Freezing and You Need to Warm Up.”
my roommate and their classmates are burning & sacrificing an animal cracker to pray for their greek final to be canceled
my sex tape is gonna be a vinebc you only last 6 seconds
SO HE WAS HOT THE WHOLE TIME AND WE JUST DIDN’T KNOW IT.
Citizens of the world, we have been deceived.
Grumpy Cat has a Christmas song. It’s terrible. http://youtu.be/06GhXB2_XNE?a